Promise me you won't move to Texas after reading this.
No, really. I need you to promise, because some of you will want to. Shake off those feelings of freedom and affordability, gather your progressive senses and keep loathing God's country like you're told to, for reasons that don't make much sense, at least not to most conservatives.
Why the warning? CNBC just ranked Texas one of "America’s 10 worst states to live in for 2026." I can’t decide if I'm offended, surprised or relieved.
Funny thing: Texas, Florida, North Carolina and Tennessee sit at the top of the U-Haul Growth Index's list of states people are actually moving to.
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